Amanda Bynes Back In Care
Poor Amanda Bynes. That girl fell to pieces this week and thanks to Twitter we all got to witness it.
Amanda flew back to LA on Friday, where her family admitted her into a treatment center. She’s been placed on an involuntary “5150” psychiatric hold, where she will be watched and evaluated for 72 hours. This same scenario went down last year ending in Amanda lighting a poor woman’s driveway on fire before heading to get some help. Earlier in the day, Amanda was Tweeting a series of crazy accusations about her father. She later deleted all those Tweets and said “My Dad never did any of those things. The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he’s the one who ordered them to microchip me.” There will be a hearing early this week to decide what to do with her. My heart goes out to her, say what you will, but mental illness is a monster.
Iggy is the ‘Realest’
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Iggy Azalea didn’t let the paparazzi wreck her day – in fact, she wrecked theirs! Girlfriend just wanted to get some groceries at the store but dude wouldn’t leave him alone. That would not stand, so they did what anyone would do, but him in a choke hold and spit on him. After the spitting the photographer (who clearly doesn’t know how science works) said he could have Ebola or AIDS after being spat on, and Iggy replied “I hope you have Ebola and die”. Then, called him a bad name and tried to ram him with her shopping cart. HILARIOUS. Iggy released a statement saying the guy was bothering her all day… “I don’t hate paps, just the really aggressive ones. I only treated him the way he treated me all day”. She’s the realest.
Gronk’s Too Sexy For This Post
Rob Gronkowski has never been one to keep his words to himself. He says what he means and means what he says. Yo Soy Fiesta, right? Welp, he was being interviewed by Fox’s Tony Siragusa, who introduced Gronkowski as “the sexiest man on the New England Patriots… and he dared me to say that.” And it just went downhill from there. He suggested that the O-Line was dead sexy and they all deserved to get l*&^ after the game.” No word on if that happened or not, but signs point to probably
POTUS goes to Gwenyth’s
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And finally this morning, the girl I love to hate brought me a jewel this morning… Gwyneth Paltrow invited POTUS to her house and she behaved just the way you thought she would, like a total Commander in Bitch. Insiders say Goopy “was extremely unpleasant all day! She was snappy with the people that were there and even yelled at one of the workers for not doing the table placements correctly.” Since this was at the beginning of the day, everyone hopped-to for the rest of the morning. This is my favorite part of the story – I guess that she wanted to be sure that everyone knew what was going down so she got on her phone and was talking REALLY LOUDLY about the Prez coming to her house. You know that guy. The one talking at the airport about something you KNOW didn’t really happen but talking really loud so everyone can hear? Yeah, that was her. Also, she decided to get a little stress out by starting to drink at 10am and chain-smoked cigarettes the rest of the day. Cost for the trip to see Obama speak and go through Gwyneth’s bathroom? Starting at $1000 and up to $32,000! I’d totally pay that to get inside that woman’s house. Imagine the things you could find!!
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